My life goal is to be 95 and a half years of age

A friend e-mailed an interesting piece to me recently about growing old. It is alleged to have been written by the comedian George Carlin, but a bit of research disproved this and confirmed that the author is actually unknown.

With thanks to whoever the author is, I found it interesting enough to share with you (edited to include a few thoughts of my own).

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we